Crossover Fan Fiction FMA DGM
THIS IS MILD YULLEN!!! (just for your info)
Allen: Yu-chan! Come over here! Let's sit together!
Kanda: Baka moyashi...can't you see blondie there on the bench? eh...bean sprout...yo blondie! I'm talking to you!
Al: Brother, do you know those two?
Ed: I don't think so. Were they calling me?
Kanda: teh...yeah I was calling you! I was going to ask you if you could move your short ass and metal head to another bench.
Allen: B-bakanda!! That's no way to talk to people! I'm so sorry! My name is Allen Walker! This jerk is yu-kun. Sorry about this.
Al: No it's fine...if you need us to move...
Ed: WHO YOU CALLING THE TINIEST SHRIMP NOT EVEN VISIBLE WITH A 500X MICROSCOPE?!?!
Al: He never said that brother...
Allen O.O" ... oh...um...you don't have to move you know.
Kanda: yeah they do.
Kanda: Well my...uh...*shudder* my boyfriend...wanted to sit here.
Allen: Oh Yu-chan! So sweet! Look there's room for one more person on this bench.
Kanda: but there's two of us...
Allen: exactly! *shoves kanda on bench* I'll just sit on your lap!
Al: Awww! Well isn't that cute!
Ed: *squished in the middle* uhh...you two aren't going to start holding hands now are you?
Al: When did you two meet? How long have you been together? Do you have names for each other? (Al's chibi face)
Kanda: Baka moyashi! Get off.
Allen: hehe...oh yu-chan this is fun! yay! *pokes nose(boop boop)* We met at our job it's so fun. We've been together for four months now...blah blah blah
Kanda: It's like he can't even hear me...so uh...blondie...who is this bucket of bolts anyway?
Al:...bucket of bolts??
Ed: *sigh* This is my younger brother Alphonse and my name's not blondie, it's Edward.
Kanda: What the hell? Did our mom fuck a microwave or something?
Allen: KANDA!! Be nice to my new friend. So Al, as I was saying, I really love food. mostly miterashi dango...mmm...
Al: Really? Ed likes to eat too he likes...
Ed: *flashy blue light, Ed's arm now has a blade, holds it to Kanda* Don't talk about Al that way and DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER! *shoves Allen aside*
Al: Uhh... Allen are you alright? Ed this isn't necessary.
Kanda: *pulls out mugen* Blondie do you have a death wish? I'll gladly grant it.
Allen: ugh...Kanda...hey Al...let's get a churro. I see a vendor over there. I don't wanna be with these two right now.
Al: Okay Allen. Ed gets like this all the time. My brother has a short fuse.
Ed: WHO YOU CALLING SHORT!? GEEZE AL WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ON!?
Al: That's not hwta I meant brother!
Ed: Whatever! Yu if anyone's getting their death wish fulfilled it'll be me kicking your ass!
Allen: *mid walking away* ...you didn't just call him Yu.
Kanda: You DIDN'T just call me that shorty! You are SO dead!
Ed: I'M NOT SHORT!!!
*the two charged each other to begin combat, when Ed was taken from behind by a metal hug, and Kanda was restrained by a giant hand*
Kanda: Baka! Let me finish this kid!
Ed: Al! Put me down! I'm going to put this jerk in his place.
Allen: Kanda! We didn't come here to get in a fight. It's been lovely meeting you two, but I think we should be on way now.
Alphonse: It was nice meeting you Allen. I hope I can see you around sometime.
Ed: No!! I wasn't finished rearranging his face!
Kanda: Baka!!! You're gonna regret this later!
*Allen and Al walked in separate directions with their angry partners screaming profanity to the wind*