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Crossover Fan Fiction FMA DGM

THIS IS MILD YULLEN!!! (just for your info)

Allen: Yu-chan! Come over here! Let's sit together!

Kanda: Baka moyashi...can't you see blondie there on the bench? eh...bean sprout...yo blondie! I'm talking to you!

Ed: Huh?

Al: Brother, do you know those two?

Ed: I don't think so. Were they calling me?

Kanda: teh...yeah I was calling you! I was going to ask you if you could move your short ass and metal head to another bench.

Allen: B-bakanda!! That's no way to talk to people! I'm so sorry! My name is Allen Walker! This jerk is yu-kun. Sorry about this.

Al: No it's fine...if you need us to move...

Ed: WHO YOU CALLING THE TINIEST SHRIMP NOT EVEN VISIBLE WITH A 500X MICROSCOPE?!?!

Al: He never said that brother...

Allen O.O" ... oh...um...you don't have to move you know.

Kanda: yeah they do.

Allen: Why?

Kanda: Well my...uh...*shudder* my boyfriend...wanted to sit here.

Allen: Oh Yu-chan! So sweet! Look there's room for one more person on this bench.

Kanda: but there's two of us...

Allen: exactly! *shoves kanda on bench* I'll just sit on your lap!

Al: Awww! Well isn't that cute!

Ed: *squished in the middle* uhh...you two aren't going to start holding hands now are you?

Al: When did you two meet? How long have you been together? Do you have names for each other? (Al's chibi face)

Kanda: Baka moyashi! Get off.

Allen: hehe...oh yu-chan this is fun! yay! *pokes nose(boop boop)* We met at our job it's so fun. We've been together for four months now...blah blah blah

Kanda: It's like he can't even hear me...so uh...blondie...who is this bucket of bolts anyway?

Al:...bucket of bolts??

Ed: *sigh* This is my younger brother Alphonse and my name's not blondie, it's Edward.

Kanda: What the hell? Did our mom fuck a microwave or something?

Allen: KANDA!! Be nice to my new friend. So Al, as I was saying, I really love food. mostly miterashi dango...mmm...

Al: Really? Ed likes to eat too he likes...

Ed: *flashy blue light, Ed's arm now has a blade, holds it to Kanda* Don't talk about Al that way and DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER! *shoves Allen aside*

Al: Uhh... Allen are you alright? Ed this isn't necessary.

Kanda: *pulls out mugen* Blondie do you have a death wish? I'll gladly grant it.

Allen: ugh...Kanda...hey Al...let's get a churro.  I see a vendor over there. I don't wanna be with these two right now.

Al: Okay Allen. Ed gets like this all the time. My brother has a short fuse.

Ed: WHO YOU CALLING SHORT!? GEEZE AL WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ON!?

Al: That's not hwta I meant brother!

Ed: Whatever! Yu if anyone's getting their death wish fulfilled it'll be me kicking your ass!

Allen: *mid walking away* ...you didn't just call him Yu.

Kanda: You DIDN'T just call me that shorty! You are SO dead!

Ed: I'M NOT SHORT!!!

*the two charged each other to begin combat, when Ed was taken from behind by a metal hug, and Kanda was restrained by a giant hand*

Kanda: Baka! Let me finish this kid!

Ed: Al! Put me down! I'm going to put this jerk in his place.

Allen: Kanda! We didn't come here to get in a fight. It's been lovely meeting you two, but I think we should be on way now.

Alphonse: It was nice meeting you Allen. I hope I can see you around sometime.

Ed: No!! I wasn't finished rearranging his face!

Kanda: Baka!!! You're gonna regret this later!

*Allen and Al walked in separate directions with their angry partners screaming profanity to the wind*
Fan Fiction from Fullmetal Alchemist or Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
FMA (C) Hiromu Arakawa

Fan Fiction from D. Gray Man.
DGM (C) Katsura Hoshino

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This was what my sister and I wrote when we were bored one day.

Alphonse and Edward: :iconcourtneymonroe: me

Kanda and Allen: :iconbailey02: her
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:iconiwuvgarfield:
iwuvgarfield Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Student Artist
that was so funny....
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CourtneyMonroe Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist
Why thank you
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iwuvgarfield Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Student Artist
my mom looked at me funny when I fell over laughing
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CourtneyMonroe Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist
Oh jeez!! I can only imagine!!
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:iconiwuvgarfield:
iwuvgarfield Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Student Artist
she was all "what the fuck?"
and I could only manage "you... wouldn't understand"
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CourtneyMonroe Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012  Hobbyist
hahaha no no she wouldn't
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SmithChoy Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012
:jawdrop: I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THIS HAPPENING LOOLS THIS IS SO AWESOME :D :w00t:
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CourtneyMonroe Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist
Haha Thank you! :D
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mafxkurofreakjex Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
awesome!!!
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CourtneyMonroe Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2011  Hobbyist
Thank you!
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